5th Element commits an absolute 100% to this crazy, over the top, comic book world, right down to the little details, with fisheye lenses and the people whose job it is to flamethrower the vermin out of the landing gear on the spacecraft because of course there are. It was big and weird, but it didn't go all in the way 5th Element does. I think GuyZero's got it with Jupiter Ascending. Right here from 5 to 7, I'll be your voice, your tongue and I'll be hot on the tail of the sexiest man of the year. Īnd start licking your stamps little girls, this guy's gonna have you writing home to Momma! A magic fountain flow of non stop wine, women and hotchie cootchie coo!Īll night long. The hotel of a thousand and one follies, lollies, and lick 'em lollies. Yesterday's frog will be tomorrow's prince, of Fhloston Paradise! So tell me my man, (drums) you nervous in the service? (drums)įreeze those knees my chickadees, cuz Ruby's in the place and he's on the case. His dreams, his desires, his most intimate of intimates.Īnd from what I'm lookin' at, intimate is this stud-muffin's middle name. Right here from 5 to 7 you'll learn everything there is to know about the Deeeee-man.
Quiver ladies, quiver he's gonna set the world on fire. The right size, right build, right hair, right on (RIGHT ON, RIGHT ON) Right on, right on!Īnd he's got something to say to those fifty billion pairs of ear out there. This boy is fueled like fire, so start melting ladies cuz the boy is hotter than hot he's hot, hot, HOT! Korben Dallas! Here he is, the one and only winner of the Gemini croquet contest! (GEMINI!) My wife and I watch it probably ten or twenty times a year. I can't even accurate express my love for this movie. I mean, the whole scene with Zorg choking on a cherry while Father Vito just sort of chats at him? Korben Dallas negotiating with the Magalores and avoiding calls from his mom? That glorious crazy opera number? The athlete who tries to help Dallas with billiard balls? Ruby Rhod leaving in a huff? Multipass? Its just crazy and stupid and awful and just the best thing ever. Its that glorious mess of a story that you conceived of as a teenager that your adult mind told you would never work in retrospect but damn it Besson didn't listen to that voice and we're all the better for it.Īnd let's be honest, some of the moment are just so ludicrous that they're perfect. To me, this is the key to the whole thing. I don't know if this is true or not, but the story I always heard is that Luc Besson conceived of the whole thing when he was a teenager. God bless it, it works despite everything.
5TH ELEMENT MULTIPASS MOVIE
The solution to the problem? love? What the living what?īut you know, its gorgeous and its entertaining and funny and somehow this big glorious hot mess of a movie works. The acting is all over the place, the script is. The Fifth Element is a dreadful movie that I love from start to finish with every fiber of my being.
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